11 - Eternal New Guy

Stuff Pot-C sez:

I don’t even need a shower to feel - so fresh or so clean - lean in for the deal

I’ve got appeal like a walking banana - even if I wear shades I gotta rock a bandana

Cuz a grandma might have to cross the street - if we make a contract when our eyes could meet

Brain cells delete - systems retreat - like D-ranga sed “Hommy that bum’s neat”

I’m so shiny and new - even working in the garden - people are glued

Eternally there’s always a few - caught up in my high beams - what can I do

And that bum’s me - I’m the sorest thumb - my soundtrack packs a fee fi foe fum

But they smell the blood - cuz I got allergies - in a toolbox of slots - I am the allen keys

All I need’s a popemobile and some pilot bikes - rock a sammy board with my stats and all my likes

All the night’s I’ve run down my contestant introduction - left me with a home game that comes with no instructions

I’m so shiny and new - even hanging up my laundry - people are glued

Eternally there’s always a few - deers enchanted on the sidewalk - what can I do

Monoculture mayhem - I’m the point they say when - a Tiny Town resident and the Cap’N Caveman

And son - Flintstone also - brother’s Barney - the rapture predicted every time I have a party

In excess of one guest and you can guess who - ain’t V.I.P. unless - they look like you

Believe me I’m not too far from booking flights - away from this place like right now tonight

I’m so shiny and new - even buying my groceries - people are glued

Eternally there’s always a few - asking 20 questions - what can I do

I’m so shiny and new - even working in the garden - people are glued

Eternally there’s always a few - caught up in my high beams - what can I do

Stuff Cheese sez:

We on a block - 10 am - a man standing - justifies an Armstrong moon landing

It’s almost like Brandon, Cheri and Henry - was next to my figure to pull such a trigger

We bigger than the Beatles - they’re straight mobbin’ - wish I could imagine like Christopher Robin

I’m on the list for your visual twist - you’re callin’ up your squad “Oh God you just missed”

They live in the Taiyo - the soup aisle - froze to the bone or a frown or a smile

Another case for the pile to the ceiling - on a daily basis traces of feelings

They caught in the flytrap - We’re Hulk Hogan - cage match face to face with the Dogan

What’s the slogan? start the unthawing - oohing and the aahing chain break the saw and

Hard like Neilson we’ll break the deal son - it’s bout to split like Philips and Wilson

Grill skills done - to the maximum - but no response when we keep on askin’ em