3 - Monkey

It’s like a jungle sometimes - but not really - or at least not the one fulla people and streets pull

Lives into gutters like bowling blind - I’m talking bout the ones fulla critters and vines

The kind that you find at the end of my street - where the monkeys run wild and crap and screech

And steal your persimmons - or chase the old women - get hit by cars and try to make a livin’

From diggin’ in poorly protected trash bins - makin’ a mess without even askin’

They like harassin’ and passin’ on rabies - so don’t try to pet ’em or pick up their babies

Maybe they’ll leave but they probably won’t - you can try sign language, but I’m sure that they don’t

Give two shits cuz three’s the minimum - they’ll leave on the wall of your condominium

They’re not cute - it’s more pet cemetary - they look the same alive as they do dead and buried

And then zombified with a look in their eyes - like everything’s crack and they need to be supplied

With whatever they see is suddenly the fix - to send you to the roof and fend em off with sticks

Bricks and stones, whopper scented cologne - still won’t keep them away from your home

Don’t let your kids play outside alone - don’t leave your windows open - ever

Never listen to ba - na - na phone - unless you really want to risk it

This is the life of fear you now own - move out or hide it’s serious business

Wild monkeys forever will roam - until you hit them at night with kei trucks

Welcome to the jungle - minus fun and games it’s awful and

The critters are supersized from - all the radiation and they

Want to live with you and - lay their eggs in your ear at night and

Crawl down your throat when - you’re suffering from - sleep apnea

Don’t let your kids play outside alone - don’t leave your windows open - ever

Never listen to ba - na - na phone - unless you really want to risk it

This is the life of fear you now own - move out or hide it’s serious business

Wild monkeys forever will roam - until you hit them at night with kei trucks

Welcome to the jungle - minus fun and games it’s awful and

The critters are supersized from - all the radiation and they

Want to live with you and - lay their eggs in your ear at night and

Crawl down your throat when - you’re suffering from sleep apnea

Welcome to the jungle - minus fun and games it’s awful and

The critters are supersized from - all the radiation