5 - fuck your guns

I pledge allegiance to the United States of the National Rifle Association,

I pledge allegiance to children getting massacred in school rooms,

I pledge allegiance to the United States of the white man shooting up black churches,

I pledge allegiance to the profiteering of the gun manufacturers lobby,

I pledge allegiance,

I pledge allegiance,

Fuck your guns,

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

Fuck your guns,

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

Fuck your guns

(your dick’s getting bigger, just looking at your guns)

Fuck your guns

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

.22, .30-30, .35 and .30-06,

Those are all the guns for wimps

AR-15 at the bare minimum,

Be in a state where you can open carry them

Think how awesome you’ll look parading down the aisle of a Target,

Fully strapped,

You’ll get so many likes on YouTube, you won’t know what to do with them all,

Hey, you just gave them all an idea

(fuck why is it going off?)

Fuck your guns,

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

Fuck your guns,

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

Fuck your guns

(your dick’s getting bigger, just looking at your guns)

Fuck your guns

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

All across the USA,

Mother Fuck the NRA,

From sea to shining sea,

Guns for you and guns for me,

The NRA’s a death cult and it’s filled with fucking fascists,

Politicians don’t give a shit they just care where the cash is,

Another day, another shooter, everybody run for cover,

Another death, another child,

Father, sister, brother, mother

(Buy stock in bump stocks),

A bullish investment is a bulletproof vest,

(Buy stock in bump stocks),

He put a bullet in your head just to get it off his chest

(Buy stock in bump stocks),

With every mass shooting the profits climb and climb,

(Buy stock in bump stocks),

Put guns in the schools and hit them babies one more time

Fuck your guns,

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

Fuck your guns,

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

Fuck your guns

(your dick’s getting bigger, just looking at your guns)

Fuck your guns

(you pull the trigger and everybody runs)

All across the USA,

Mother Fuck the NRA,

From sea to shining sea,

Guns for you and guns for me